Chinese Foil Olympic "Terror Plot"
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Ken
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Sunday, March 9, 2008 12:21 PM
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Not to be outdone by their western counterparts, the Chinese have now "foiled" an attempted Olympic terror plot.
No Details were released due to the fact that they aren't completely finished concocting their fabrication.
A Chinese spokesperson was quoted as saying "We want to avoid the careless blunders that were made by the current US regime after it orchestrated their 911 coup".
He went on to add that "They allowed far too many video clips of what actually happened that day to surface afterwards. This has caused them all sorts of problems that they are still trying to deal with to this day."
Although he did admit that the US government has come a long in stifling and intimidating journalists to prevent them from reporting the massive stories that would have brought the government down and probably have ended up in the execution of Bush, Cheney and other accomplices.
"We were particularly impressed with the use of their super military grade anthrax to make sure journalists and political opponents realized they would be "eliminated" if they didn't "get the message."
"This was reinforced by the actual elimination of their chief antagonist in their senate, along with his entire family, in what they called an "unfortunate plane crash". Since then, they have been able to operate with total impunity."
"it seems they have learned this valuable lesson from us. We expect that they will use their new "Homegrown Terrorist" act to arrest anyone they feel might endanger their successful stranglehold on the US government."
The spokesperson added that the terrorists had also been working on a plan to stop organ harvesting from live inmates and others with rare blood types. "We will not be stopped from providing wealthy Americans, and others, with healthy organs that they are willing to pay almost any price for."
"We are hoping to, as you Americans say, "corner the market", before the US and others start to harvest their own "homegrown terrorist" organs and cut into this lucrative marketplace."